青少年英语的幽默搞笑句子
1、"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
2、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
4、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5、Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.
6、Hard work never kills anybody.” But why take the risk? “
7、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
8、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
10、Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
11、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
12、One should love animals.They are so tasty.
13、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
14、Love the neighbor.But don't get caught.
15、Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.“
16、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
17、Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.
18、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
19、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
20、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
21、The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
22、Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
23、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
24、When two's company, three's the result!
25、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
26、Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
27、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
28、Money is not everyth??????????ing.There's Mastercard Visa.
29、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
30、When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
31、Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.