搞笑英语小句子大全2015

1、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

2、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

3、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

4、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

5、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

6、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

7、"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

8、When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

9、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

10、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

11、经常用的钥匙，总是闪闪的；潺潺淌的泉水，总是清亮亮的。

12、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

13、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

14、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

15、阿大穿新，阿二穿旧，阿三穿补，要四穿破。

16、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

17、有爱情的生活是幸福的，为爱情而生活是愚蠢的。

18、忠实的人，对人处处关心；虚伪的人，对人当面奉承。

19、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

20、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

21、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

22、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.