搞笑英语句子大全及答案

1、 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

2、I wish I could bring you to see my point。你要我怎么说你才能明白呢。

3、 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.

4、It's a good father that knows his son。就算是最好的父亲，也未必了解自己的儿子。

5、She held the little boy by the right hand。她抓着小男孩的右手。(这里"by"与"with"动作主语完全相反)

6、 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

7、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

8、I have no opinion of that sort of man。我对这类人很反感。

9、 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

10、 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

11、 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

12、 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

13、8, If at first you don‟t succeed, try again … unless you fail at skydiving.

14、 A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

15、Do you have a family? 你有孩子吗?

16、You don't begin to understand what they mean。你根本不知道他们在干嘛。 (not begin to：毫不)。

17、 He put 5 dollars into my hand," you have been a great man today."他把5美圆塞到我手上说：“你今天表现得很好。”

18、That's all I want to hear。我已经听够了。

19、The country not agreeing with her, she returned to England。她在那个国家水土不服，所以回到了英国。

20、 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and

21、一单纯傻儿子问他爹：“爸，结婚到底要付出多大代价?” 他爸说：“儿啊，我真不知道、、我还在偿付呢。

22、 It is said that 90% of the things we worry about will never happen, and the other 10% can be managed. So why do we worry, and what is there to worry about?

23、 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

24、The machine is in good repair。机器已经修好了。

25、You cannot give him too much money。你给他再多的钱也不算多。

26、You really flatter me。你让我受宠若惊。

27、 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”

28、 It‟s not the fall that kills you; it‟s the sudden stop at the end.

29、He is a walking skeleton。他很瘦。

30、The long exhausting trip proved too much。这次 旅行 旷日持久，我们都累倒了。

31、You look darker after the holiday。你看上去更健康了。

32、 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

33、 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?

34、He allowed the father to be overruled by the judge, and declared his own son guilty。他让法官的职责战胜了父子的亲情，最终宣布儿子有罪。

35、You don't know what you are talking about。你在胡说八道。

36、7, A little boy asked his father , ”Daddy, how mach dose it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don‟t know son, I‟m still paying.”

37、They didn't praise him slightly。他们大大地表扬了他。

38、Are you there?等于句型：Do you follow me?

39、As luck would have it, he was caught by the teacher again。不幸的是，他又一次被老师逮个正着。

40、12, If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.

41、 I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health and love. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal – and soon they‟ll forget my number.

42、He made a great difference。有他没他结果完全不一样。

43、 Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening‟, and then proceed to tell you why it isn‟t.

44、The picture flattered her。她比较上照。

45、I was the youngest son, and the youngest but two。我是最小的儿子，但我还有两个妹妹。

46、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.