读出来特别搞笑的英语句子

1、22英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.

2、10How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

3、32英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!

4、20英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.

5、25英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.

6、24英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.

7、 The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

8、31英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.

9、30英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?

10、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

11、 I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

12、23英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!

13、7Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

14、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

15、”Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.

16、”Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ”

17、 Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

18、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

19、18英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.

20、 I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

21、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

22、 We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

23、21英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.

24、8The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。

25、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

26、 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

27、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

28、28英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.

29、When two's company, three's the result!

30、27英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.

31、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.

32、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

33、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

34、29英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

35、9I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。

36、19英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.

37、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

38、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

39、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

40、Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? “

41、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

42、26英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.