用英语说的搞笑句子有哪些

1、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

2、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

3、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

5、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

6、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

7、"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

8、When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

9、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

10、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

12、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

14、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

15、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

16、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

17、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

18、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.