那些搞笑的英文句子有翻译

1、我看起来太胖，是被生活打肿的。I look too fat. I've been beaten up by life.

2、这个夏天，不出门感觉在浪费生命，出门感觉在送命。This summer, do not go out feeling in the waste of life, go out feeling in death.

3、何以解忧，唯有暴富。How to solve the worry, only rich.

4、昨天是历史，今天是开始，明天谁都不好使！Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, tomorrow no one can make!

5、每天早点睡，没事少玩点手机，对手机不好。Go to bed early every day. Don't play with your cell phone.

6、我要去宇宙了，回来摘星星给你。I'm going out into the universe. I'll come back and pick up the stars for you.

7、脑子是个好东西，但如果你胸大，没有也行。A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without one.

8、一般般的我，一般般的亮。一般般的你，我看不上！Just like me, just like bright. General of you, I despise!

9、不管你势力多大请好好和我说话！No matter how powerful you are, please talk to me!

10、别惹我，否则我会让你死得很有节奏感。Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die in rhythm.

11、希望大家理智的追星，不要为我熬坏了身体。I hope that everyone rational pursuit of the star, not for me to boil the bad body.

12、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。Don't talk to me about feelings, feelings hurt money

13、空有一颗学习的心，偏偏生了一条挂科的命。There is an empty heart to learn, but gave birth to a failing life.

14、答应我，假如喜欢我，那就不要客气。Promise me that if you like me, you're welcome.