用英文翻译很搞笑的句子

1、 play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀

2、 No care three seven two ten one. 不管三七二十一

3、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再亲的婶子不如娘。

4、 Know is know ，no know is no know，is know 也. 知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也

5、 We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿!

6、 Make my heart peng peng peng.怦然心动

7、 World sing how learn 我的心好冷

8、 As far as you go to die.有多远，死多远!

9、 Chinese dream flying nine days.中国梦飞九天

10、 One day is your teacher, day day is your father.一日为师终身为父。

11、 One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (关于一场车祸的描述)

12、 Hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! 有事起奏，无事退朝

13、 Husband and wife lung slice.夫妻肺片

14、 You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers!together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!

15、 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

16、 Dangqi dream , I have the power.荡起梦想，我有力量