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1、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

2、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

3、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

4、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

5、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

6、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk "“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去。

7、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

8、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

9、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。