英语经典句子带翻译搞笑

1、Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.“

2、Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.

3、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

4、The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

6、One should love animals.They are so tasty.

7、Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

8、Love the neighbor.But don't get caught.

9、Hard work never kills anybody.” But why take the risk? “

10、Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!

11、Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.

12、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

13、Money is not everyth??????????ing.There's Mastercard Visa.

14、Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

15、Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.

16、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

17、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

18、When two's company, three's the result!