最有趣的搞笑的英语句子有哪些

1、Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗? 女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。

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3、After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV,

4、he is really somebody。-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

5、Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics，Father(aveteranpolitician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

6、3Who Discovered Australia?

7、一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

8、 We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

9、My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

10、 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

11、 Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?

12、 I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

13、 I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

14、I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.

15、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么? 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。

16、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him.

17、 The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。