什么句子用英语说最搞笑

1、attitudeiseverything.

2、Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.

3、Ifathingisworthdoingitisworthdoingwell.

4、Misfortunesnevercomealone/single.

5、Apessimistseesthedifficultyineveryopportunity.Anoptimistseestheopportunityineverydifficulty.

6、Don'tbeafraidtoencounterrisks.Itisbytakingchancesthatwelearnhowtobebrave.

7、BeforeLiangZhugecomingout，hedidnthaveexperienceinleadingthearmy!whyishouldhaveexperiencewhenlookforajob

8、Betterlatethannever.

9、Actionsspeaklouderthanwords.

10、Fromsmallbeginningcomegreatthings.

11、Weareallinthegutter，butsomeofusarelookingatthestars.

12、Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.

13、Dante：Youacustomertoo?Well……ifyouwanttousethebathroom，helpyourself，toilet'sintheback.

14、Thetragedyoflifedoesn'tlieinnotreachingyourgoal.Thetragedyliesinhavingnogoaltoreach.

15、Lifeless，faultless.

16、It'sbettertobehatedforwhatyouarethantobelovedforwhatyouarenot.

17、Yesterdayishistory.TomorrowisamysteryandTodayisagift：that'swhywecallit“ThePresent”

18、Don'tforget，aperson'sgreatestemotinalneedistofeelappreciated.

19、Constantdroppingwearsthestone.

20、moneymakestoomuch.

21、Thewisenevermarry，Andwhentheymarrytheybecomeotherwise.

22、Dante：Easy，Fido!HowaboutItakeyououtforawalk?Comeonpuppy，let'sgo!

23、Lifecanonlybeunderstoodbackwards，butitmustbelivedforwards.

24、Nothinggreatwaseverachievedwithoutenthusiasm.

25、Lifeisnotarace，butajourneytobesavoredeachstepoftheway.

26、practicemakesperfect.

27、Don'tspendtimewithsomeonewhodoesn'tcarespendingitwihtyou.

28、becauseyou，because.

29、Don'tusetimeorwordscarelessly.Neithercanberetrieved.

30、Dante：Thisparty'sgettingcrazy!Let'srock!

31、unitedwestand，dividedwefall.

32、Tobeornottobe，it'saproblem.

33、Dante：Icanalreadytell，lookslikethisisgoingbeonehellofaparty!

34、nothingisimpossible.

35、Dante：Ihaven'tevenpickedanameforthisjointandI'malreadygettingcalls.

36、Theworstwautomisssomeoneistobeseatedbyhis/hersideandknowyou'llneverhavehim/her.