英语搞笑句子短句子大全集
1、I wish I could bring you to see my point。你要我怎么说你才能明白呢。
2、It's a good father that knows his son。就算是最好的父亲，也未必了解自己的儿子。
3、She held the little boy by the right hand。她抓着小男孩的右手。(这里"by"与"with"动作主语完全相反)
4、 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
5、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
6、I have no opinion of that sort of man。我对这类人很反感。
7、 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
8、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9、Do you have a family? 你有孩子吗?
10、 A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
11、8, If at first you don‟t succeed, try again … unless you fail at skydiving.
12、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
13、You don't begin to understand what they mean。你根本不知道他们在干嘛。 (not begin to：毫不)。
14、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
15、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
16、 He put 5 dollars into my hand," you have been a great man today."他把5美圆塞到我手上说：“你今天表现得很好。”
17、That's all I want to hear。我已经听够了。
18、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
19、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
20、The country not agreeing with her, she returned to England。她在那个国家水土不服，所以回到了英国。
21、一单纯傻儿子问他爹：“爸，结婚到底要付出多大代价?” 他爸说：“儿啊，我真不知道、、我还在偿付呢。
22、The machine is in good repair。机器已经修好了。
23、 It is said that 90% of the things we worry about will never happen, and the other 10% can be managed. So why do we worry, and what is there to worry about?
24、You cannot give him too much money。你给他再多的钱也不算多。
25、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
26、You really flatter me。你让我受宠若惊。
27、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
28、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
29、 It‟s not the fall that kills you; it‟s the sudden stop at the end.
30、He is a walking skeleton。他很瘦。
31、The long exhausting trip proved too much。这次 旅行 旷日持久，我们都累倒了。
32、You look darker after the holiday。你看上去更健康了。
33、When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
34、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
35、He allowed the father to be overruled by the judge, and declared his own son guilty。他让法官的职责战胜了父子的亲情，最终宣布儿子有罪。
36、You don't know what you are talking about。你在胡说八道。
37、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
38、7, A little boy asked his father , ”Daddy, how mach dose it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don‟t know son, I‟m still paying.”
39、They didn't praise him slightly。他们大大地表扬了他。
40、Are you there?等于句型：Do you follow me?
41、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
42、As luck would have it, he was caught by the teacher again。不幸的是，他又一次被老师逮个正着。
43、12, If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
44、 I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health and love. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal – and soon they‟ll forget my number.
45、"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
46、He made a great difference。有他没他结果完全不一样。
47、 Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening‟, and then proceed to tell you why it isn‟t.
48、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
49、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
50、The picture flattered her。她比较上照。
51、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
52、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
53、I was the youngest son, and the youngest but two。我是最小的儿子，但我还有两个妹妹。
54、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.