国外比较搞笑的英语句子

1、8The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。

2、32英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!

3、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

4、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

5、25英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.

6、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

7、30英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?

8、20英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.

9、Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? “

10、21英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.

11、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

12、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

13、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

14、27英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.

15、When two's company, three's the result!

16、 I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

17、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

18、24英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.

19、 Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

20、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

21、18英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.

22、29英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

23、When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

24、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

25、"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

26、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

27、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

28、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

29、7Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

30、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

31、26英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.

32、23英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!

33、10How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

34、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

35、9I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。

36、 We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

37、 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

38、22英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.

39、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

40、28英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.

41、31英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.

42、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

43、 The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

44、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

45、19英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.

46、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.

47、 I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

48、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

49、”Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.

50、”Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ”