儿童幽默英文短句子_幽默的英语句子
1、you don’t bird meI don’t bird you
2、怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
3、 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives
4、他们好假我再也不会相信他。
5、Listentoyourwords,myprovincetenbooks!
6、记忆在燃，怎样的身影，重叠成我眼中的轮廓?是你，穿过时间的缝隙，越过苍茫的河途，来到我的身前。
7、大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
8、在夏日的阳光下，依在树旁等待他的身影。尝试在千百万人之中一眼就找到你。看你越过茫茫人海，脚步轻轻，他有愁情绪，向我奔来。
9、一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and
10、The joke to deal with the enemy, is a natural good tactics, but the contact point, must be the opponent's fatal injury, otherwise, the end is nothing but a joke just kidding. -- Lu Xun
11、乌龟能够赛过兔，其实只是各走各的路。
12、the humor and wit is the flash of wisdom. -- Indira Shakespeare
13、moneyisnotaproblem,theproblemisnomoney!Peoplecannothanginatree,tonearafewtreedieagainandtry
14、 One should love animals. They are so tasty
15、如果有钱也是一种错，那我情愿一错再错。
16、小朋友讲卫生，果皮纸屑不乱扔。
17、如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
18、天冷了，你穿的再多，心里要是没有我，还是冻死你。
19、我已经很满足现在的生活了，唯一遗憾的是未能拥有你。
20、他一得知自己中了头奖，便欢天喜地通知家里的每个人。
21、thesenseofhumourisasense.--Gibran
22、Lightning
23、Younggirlsdreamtofindawhitehorse,openmyeyesfoundallovertheworldaregreydonkey,grieving,canonlychooseadonkeyberobustandstrongfromthegroup,sothatthedonkeywasnamed:economyapplicablemale
24、人生若只如初见都踏马生无可恋
25、我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
26、次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
27、一种理念是文明，两岸三地展雄风，五湖四海炫龙魂，五六民族手足情。绿色家园生态美，美满生活和谐景，景象万千呈大观，观念一统耀文明。
28、humor is a beautiful, healthy quality. May you make up your own humor. Lenin -- the former Soviet Union
29、humor is that workers have confidence in their own career and show the advantage of the signs of their own. -- Engels
30、 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa
31、好马不吃回头草，所以好马总挨饿。
32、个真有幽默的人别有会心，欣然独笑，冷然微笑，替沉闷的人生透一口气。——钱钟书
33、 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep
34、humor is all the light of wisdom, shining in the middle of the ancient and modern philosophers spirituality. Where the quality of humor, are smart perspicacious. They will solve all the difficult problems with the humorous wrist, and every kind of things arranged to take it leisurely and unoppressively, be just perfect. -- Qian Renkang
35、there are many real word of in joke. -- Swift