生活大爆炸的经典台词

1、Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese.

2、There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.

3、There's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.

4、You did not “break up” with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.

5、Ah gravity, thou are a heartless bitch.

6、At least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again.

7、I help the weak. It’s yet another way I’m exactly like Batman. 我向来帮助弱者。又一次证明了我就是蝙蝠侠在世。

8、Leonard, I platonically love you, man, but face it, you’re a mess. 莱纳德，在精神上我还是很喜欢你的，兄弟，但是请你面对现实，你就是一团糟。

9、Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

10、Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible I’m not boyfriend material. 说出来可能也没人信，我可能不是当男朋友的料。

11、Ooohhh, my life-size cardboard Mr. Spock is here. I know he wouldn’t care for an outburst of human emotions, but, oh goody, oh goody, oh goody! 我的真人大小的卡纸板史波克先生到了。我知道他不喜欢常人情感的瞬间流露，可是，好棒哦，好棒哦，好棒哦。

12、I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?…. I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard? 我现在有绵羊，缺硬木。谁能拿硬木换我的绵羊？人家只是想要硬木而已。有必要搞的这么难啊？

13、Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto. 生生不息，早日去死，扎克瑞·昆图。

14、I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me. But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges.

15、If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.

16、It’s after nine o’clock. At this hour the streets of Pasadena are teeming with drunken sailors and alley cats. 已经过九点了，这时候的帕萨迪纳街头到处是喝醉的水手和野猫。