跟英语有关的有趣句子
1、love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
2、the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
3、Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
4、Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
5、有时候为一个人倾尽一切，却比不过别人什么都不做。
6、The people I like are all on the hard disk.
7、 I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
8、War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
9、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
11、My heart is a tomb. Those who are afraid of death cant be the protagonist.
12、I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
13、"your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep.
14、我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
15、告诉自己――不准情绪化，不准偷偷想念，不准回头看。
17、Format yourself just to you.
18、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
19、Im not supposed to eat at my age.
20、曾经以为，伤心是会流很多眼泪的；原来真正的伤心，是流不出一滴眼泪。
21、Ill beat you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date?
22、Dont call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!
23、money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
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25、 2B or not 2B, that is a question？
26、 Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
27、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
29、A man without talent is virtue. I must be too immoral.
30、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
31、公车站呀公车停，火车站呀火车停，俺桌上有个工作站。
32、人生像打电话，不是你先挂就是我先挂。
33、这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
34、It doesnt matter if the head is empty, the key is not to water.
35、第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
37、我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
38、People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen.
39、Its too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.
40、XXOO就象打 桥牌 。如果对手不好使，自己的手必须好使。
41、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
42、If youre OK, Ill spare the tire till Im old.
43、If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to poop in the future.
44、有没有这么一个人，你无数次说的要放弃，但终究还是舍不得。
45、光总是比声音跑的快点，这就是为嘛有些SB只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装B。
46、不能自拔的.，除了牙齿，还有爱情。
47、a. 女人的高潮可能是装出来的，但是男人TMD可以整段感情都是装出来的!
48、意译：想当年哥戴套都能让人 怀孕 ，看今朝叔竟然去看 男科 。
49、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
50、there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
51、Can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.
52、If I have spicy bars and wine, please follow me.
53、相爱没有那么容易，每个人有他的鼻涕。
54、 We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
55、残忍的人，选择伤害别人；善良的人，选择伤害自己。
56、“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
57、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
58、a. 下棋 ，我不行;玩 跆拳道 ， 电脑 不行!
59、每个人都应该热爱 动物 ，因为它们很好吃。
60、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
61、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。
62、Others laugh at my thick clothes, I laugh at others frozen through.
63、 We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
64、Xiao Ming ate Mapo Tofu and was stabbed to death by Ma Po.
65、我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去，而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!
66、男人就两种状态：饿和性饥渴。 要是他不硬，就给他个三明治!
67、What qualifications do you have to say I am fat? What did you treat me to eat.
68、晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉你你为什么好不了。
69、Cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hi.
70、Please dont swear to me, Im afraid you will be chopped to death.
71、If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
72、 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
73、the magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
74、XXOO并不是结论而是个问题，爽不爽才是答案。
75、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
76、b. 下 象棋 电脑把我玩得团团转， 拳击 我能把机箱踹得七零八散!
77、开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数，于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
78、 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
79、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
80、直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
81、Love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.
82、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
83、如果4/5的人在忍受 腹泻 的痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事?很享受吗?
85、Tired? Tired on the right, comfortable is for the dead.
86、老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。
87、 Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
88、政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了!
89、If you use the beauty trick, I will.
90、男子无才便是德，那我一定是太缺德了。
91、(个that是连词，引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。)
92、跌倒了站起来，换个好看的姿势再倒下。
93、behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there
94、“现在的梦想 决定 着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
95、孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。
96、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意。
97、你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么。
98、对星期一各种讨厌，对星期五各种怀念。
99、下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。
100、 2B or not 2B, that is a ？
101、b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
102、 Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
103、我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都没看出其中笑点。
104、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
105、Freshmens opening ceremony is nothing but nonsense.
106、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
107、a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!
108、 The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
109、Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
110、这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
111、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
112、Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
113、 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
114、海豚可聪明了你知道不?只要驯养几个星期，它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
115、瞅见个姐姐，胸前衣服上写着“Guess”，俺就问了一句：“隆过?”
116、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
117、累么？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。
118、(这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。)
119、越是试图忘记，越是记得深刻，记忆是个折磨人的东西。
120、Other peoples money is my property.
121、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
122、Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation from my Ex.
123、这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。
124、"work fascinates me." i can look at it for hours! "
125、I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
126、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。
127、All kinds of dislike for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.
128、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
129、children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
130、每个 成功 男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
131、Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.
132、love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
133、There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.
134、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
135、成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
136、b. 若XXOO是下体的痛，那么，是你操错。
137、Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.
138、曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。
139、I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesnt agree.
140、The deepest night, the most hair.
141、后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
142、Ive given up breakfast since summer vacation.
143、意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
144、那小子，敢不喜欢我，纯属找抽型的。
146、意译b：所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧的猫扑告诉你这终还是男女有别~
147、When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.
148、Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
149、Youre all funny. Im stupid.
150、Dont fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.
151、再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
152、有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具)，没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。
153、等待……也许并不容易；伤害……却轻而易举。
154、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
155、有时候，不小心知道了一些事，才发现自己所在乎的事是那么可笑。
156、小明吃了麻婆豆腐，被麻婆一刀捅死。