好听的英文句子简短搞笑

1、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

2、"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

3、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

4、Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

5、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

6、Truth never fears investigation.

7、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

8、Actions speak louder than words.

9、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

10、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

11、Constant dropping wears the stone.

12、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

13、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

14、If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.

15、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

16、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

17、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

18、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

19、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

20、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

21、If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.

22、Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk

23、Better late than never.

24、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

25、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

26、Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job

27、It's never too late to mend.

28、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

29、Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.

30、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

31、When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

32、Lifeless, faultless.

33、Misfortunes never come alone/single.

34、One today is worth two tomorrows.

35、From small beginning come great things.