搞笑的英文介绍自己的句子

1、If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.

2、Truth never fears investigation.

3、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

4、Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job

5、Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk

6、From small beginning come great things.

7、Actions speak louder than words.

8、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

9、Misfortunes never come alone/single.

10、One today is worth two tomorrows.

11、Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.

12、Lifeless, faultless.

13、Constant dropping wears the stone.

14、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

15、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

16、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

17、Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

18、Better late than never.

19、It's never too late to mend.

20、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

21、If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.