直男有趣搞笑的英语句子
1、21英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.
2、 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
3、7Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4、 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
5、23英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!
6、When two's company, three's the result!
7、 I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
8、 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
9、25英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.
10、 I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
11、28英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.
12、18英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.
13、 The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
14、10How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
15、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
16、”Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.
17、32英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!
18、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.
19、20英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.
20、 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
21、Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? “
22、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
23、19英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.
24、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
25、 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
26、 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
27、”Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ”
28、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
29、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
30、 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
31、 Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
32、26英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.
33、27英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.
34、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
35、30英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?
36、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
37、9I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。
38、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
39、 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
40、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
41、8The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。
42、 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
43、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
44、31英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.
45、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
46、22英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.
47、 We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.
48、 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~
49、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
50、24英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.
51、 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
52、29英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.