英文搞笑励志句子大全2015
1、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛，可我却用它来翻白眼。
2、A man is not old until his regrets take place of his dreams 。
3、Meet each other， do not waste this lifetime。
4、有所得是低级快乐，无所求是高级快乐。
5、From now on， I will expect nothing， and just take what I get。
6、你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。
7、A little boy asked his father , ”Daddy, how mach dose it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don?t know son, I?m still paying.”
8、扔硬币，正面就去上网，反面就是睡觉，立起来就去写作业。
9、success is the sum of small efforts，erpeated day in and day out。
10、作为一个吃货，吃东西并不代表我饿了，只是因为嘴巴寂寞了。
11、没用的东西，再便宜也不买；不爱的人，再寂寞也不依赖。
12、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
13、When the best memory has been recalled for many times，it"s getting less tasty。
14、人生就像卫生纸，没事的时候，尽量少扯！
15、千万别混日子，当心日子把你给混了。
16、有一种爱叫放手，手放开后，请你快走。
17、A good love is you find the world for a man； a bad love is you abandon the world for a man。
18、Life is a journey， not the destination， but the scenery along the should be and the mood at the view。
19、Until you make peace with who you are， you’ll never be content with what you have。
20、If at first you don?t succeed, try again … unless you fail at skydiving.
22、Don"t touch ambiguity when you are in love。
23、说了晚安去睡的人、往往半小时以后还在得瑟。
24、It is said that 90% of the things we worry about will never happen, and the other 10% can be managed. So why do we worry, and what is there to worry about?
25、Dream three years， three years of pain。
26、Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to only one。
27、烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫！
28、You"re like a sun。 Gave me the great semi-decadent people hope。
29、I just want a warm embrace and nothing more。
30、Only miss the sun when it starts to snow。
31、We don"t have any choice， only run in opposite directions。
32、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little。
33、A cat has nine lives onil in one。
34、竟然有人我涂了蓝眼影，那简直是在侮辱我得黑眼圈！
35、Life is really simple， but we insist on making it complicated。
36、I pretended to be indifferent to it。
37、如果回帖是一种美德，那我早就成为圣人了。
38、如果我死了，我的第一句话是：终于不用怕鬼了。
39、世界上最成功的人往往不是最有才华的人。
40、At the beginning blazing heart Long silence。
41、人越是得意的事情，越爱隐藏，越是痛苦的事情越爱小题大作。
42、I"m afraid to meet too early can"t beside her forever。
43、再丑的人也能结婚、再美的人也有单身。
44、人家有的是背景，而我有的只是背影。
45、别再逼我，再逼，我就在地上划个圈圈咒诅你被丑女强吻！
46、Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
47、When you love someone you have to learn to let them go。
48、When the whole world is about to rain， let’s make it clear in our heart together。
49、Time is the fault of fatalistic testimony people。
50、Because of love， I began to fear。
51、Hugh est un non-tout， les larmes aux flux de la langue。
52、你太矮了！借你望远镜吧，再看清楚点，我不帅吗？
53、超越自己，向自己挑战，向弱项挑战，向懒惰挑战，向陋习挑战。
54、Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
55、Your happy passer-by all knows， my distressed there is no place hides。
56、把你家的地址说出来，我要把它改成公共厕所。
57、失败是成功她后妈，看见孩子老失败也不帮她！
58、Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears。
59、Some people， strong memories， faded relationships。
60、I had not felt warm since I went through numerous winters，until I met you。
61、Smiling， not because happiness too long， is too long time forgot to sorrow。
62、Crouch down，hold your knees when you are depressed。Forgive others and yourself。
63、I am your traveler， you are my heart。
64、Go back to the things I had to pretend to be never had。
65、Life is like riding a bicycle。 To keep your balance， you must keep moving。
66、别惹我，否则我会让你死得很有节奏感。
67、No need to abandon their own people more than tears desperate not born。
68、Can your self-esteem and my stubborn reconciliation？
69、If one day you lost me， I ll never let you find me。
70、不想叛师的徒弟，都是不成才的徒弟。
71、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
72、Keep your face to the sunshine and you abbot see the shadow。
73、No one will care about you too much unless you"re pretty or dying。
74、Love is not a maybe thing。 You know when you love someone。
75、It’s better to be alone than to be with someone you’re not happy to be with。
76、You are sunshine，Is my distantlight。
77、We now state， is the last before the break reserved。
78、早上刚一起床，就有一股睡午觉的冲动。
79、抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度。
80、Love is not a matter of counting the days。 It"s making the days count。
81、The hard part isn’t making the decision。 It’s living with it。
82、没有女人的日子里，我以调戏男人为乐。
83、I love the one I think smile boy。
84、别打开礼物的缎带，最初充满期待，最后都腐败。
85、Do you know when you need I will break my neck to summer。
86、Accept what was and what is， and you’ll have more positive energy to pursue what will be。
87、to still be suffering is stupid after all of this time。
88、瞧你这长相，不用化妆就能去演恐怖片了。
89、成功的母亲是失败，成功的父亲是汗水。
90、1I did not catch you when you pass you do not stop。
91、每次临时抱佛脚的时候，佛总是给我一脚。
92、In the end， it’s not the years in your life that count。 It’s the life in your years。
93、Pack out really is worse than promiscuous。
94、我心眼儿有些小，但是不缺；我脾气很好，但不是没有！
95、I created you concede the fact that I do not have to love again perfunctory explanation。
96、吃什么鱿鱼丝、墨鱼丝的，给我上点美人鱼丝。
97、I don"t work hard， how to proved how blind your eyes。
98、I’ll think of you every step of the way。
99、The net closely but buckle not forever。
100、If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
101、The life I have a splash of biack。
102、我要做个下载软件，名字叫掩耳。因为迅雷不及掩耳。
103、拍脑袋决策，拍胸脯保证，拍屁股走人。
104、I don"t want to leave the way Teach you how to cherish。
105、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well。
106、It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end.
107、Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies。
108、既然目标是地平线留给世界的就只能是背影。
109、但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。
110、All lives end，all hearts are broken。
111、一切都结束后还深陷在痛苦中不可自拔是多么愚蠢。
113、人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！
114、哪里跌倒，哪里爬起。老是在那里跌倒，我怀疑那里有个坑！
115、Love， but not to talk， from no words to say nothing。
116、I want to forget you， forget about any of your memory。
117、You see the world all wrong， may be you stand slanting。
118、The time that you are my most fatal。
119、一但你爱上一个人，你同时需要学会如何放手。
120、Youth will fade but my memories of you will not。
121、人家减肥减腰减屁股，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。
122、一单纯傻儿子问他爹：“爸，结婚到底要付出多大代价?” 他爸说：“儿啊，我真不知道、、我还在偿付呢。
123、I desire to grow old withyou without paying。
124、Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad。
125、Wh you live for love。
126、My temper off a lot of people but the most people really。
127、我说这位壮士，你在我伤口上撒完盐，就别再尝尝咸淡了吧。
128、Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
129、Evening news is where they begin with ?Good evening?, and then proceed to tell you why it isn?t.
130、I used to detour， because would like to see you at a glance。
131、A word of goodbye， two of the world。
132、The ones that love us， never really leave us。
133、不要自卑，你不比别人笨。不要自满，别人不比你笨。
134、If someone truly loves you， they will never give you a reason to doubt it。
135、When you relinquish the desire to control your future， you can have more happiness。
136、Don"t let the fear for losing keep you from trying。
137、The same can not withstand the ravages of time， emotion， to the time it will cool。
138、喝白酒一斤，我绝对没感觉，因为喝半斤就已经喝死了。
139、In love folly is always sweet。
140、人人都说我丑，其实我只是美得不明显。
141、A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
142、If I had a single flower for every time I think about you， I could walk forever in my garden。
143、别人都在假装正经，那我就只有假装不正经啦。
144、I am not a princess， can not enjoy you love。
145、先别鄙视我，给你个号码牌，先排队，到你的时候再鄙视。
146、照相是要抢时机的，刻意的永远不会好。
147、你还是让我跪搓板吧，跪电暖气是在受不了啊。
148、上帝说要有光，我说我反对，于是，世界上有了黑暗。
149、I regret to see you again become a starting point discrete。
150、就你这个样子，这个年龄，已经跌破发行价了。
151、If you remember me， then I don"t care if everyone else forgets。
152、我是你的风筝，线在你手上，可陪伴我的只有风。